A thousand ways to define #BrokeFresh

        

#BrokeFresh means being broke, but you cannot be tagged as poor or less privilege…….….. You can do things poor people can’t do like buy cable but cannot  afford the premium channels…

@hashtag_dz_pm needs your help for this list to reach a thousand, so put up your #BrokeFresh in the comment box, here or comment through Facebook or twitter. Your Facebook or twitter handle [or any social network or whatever you choose] will be used to identify you. [You can remain anonymous if you want]………..       

  

@OLUWA_BaMIJE

1.      Waiting for low season plane ticket

2.      Finding the cheapest air route to travel with

3.      Taking toiletries from air planes and hotels

4.      Waiting for the Highlights on Super Sport Blitz because I have no Premium channels to watch the match

5.      Waiting for a music album to be cheap

6.      Waiting and looking for the “Sales”  poster in boutiques

7.      Waiting and looking for bonanzas of products and services

8.      Drinking coffee and sugar can’t afford milk [this happened for 3 nights in school]

9.      Going to the cinema when the movies are cheap [this means no movies on weekends]

10.  Sneaking snacks into the cinema

11.  Watching movies only on HD cannot afford the 3D glasses they cost a lot more

12.  Refusing to shop on weekdays waiting for Liverpool market on Sunday

13.  Making sure to test the perfume anytime I pass by the perfume shop or store

14.  Waiting for the free BRT bus on public holidays

15.  Praying mummy or daddy don’t ask for their change

16.  Taking cereal without milk

17.  Always trying the sample of pastries

18.  Free browsing

19.  Downloading movies because it is a lot more expensive to go the cinema

20.  Downloading songs because ITunes is way expensive

21.  Downloading E-books because buying it is way expensive to buy the hard copy

22.  Buying Christmas cards in summer

23.  Buying oversized clothes and resize it later

24.  Looking for a “used” Iphone5

25.  Buying phones on contract

26.  Waiting for “Black Friday” to shop

27.  Waiting for Happy hour to make calls

28.  Buying a designers product that’s made in China eg that nice looking ray bon or roy ban shades

29.  Knowing all there’s to know about gadgets and automobiles and not buying any.

30.  Knowing the latest fashion items and not buying any.

31.  Waiting for the latest technology gadget’s price to come down

32.  Using call me back!

33.  Flashing or Ringing instead of calling

@Iam_Hhs :
34. #BrokeFresh is when you borrow N100 credit from your Network Provider...
35. #BrokeFresh is when you Spend money on Transportation, Go to Shoprite and window shop!
36. #BrokeFresh is when you take pictures of yourself beside a brand new Range Rover, Bentley, Chrysler, Rolls Royce, Toyota Corolla, Honda Accord and hummer Jeep....and none of them belong to you. Are you a mechanic?
37. #BrokeFresh is going to Shoprite to buy sweet...
38. #BrokeFresh is sitting at home and tweeting how amazing Koko Concert is & how you're dancing in the VIP section.

@haryodaygee

39. #Brokefresh using dm on twitter or BBm on BlackBerry® to ask for info cos its cheaper (its definitely faster 2 call n just hear it direct)

40. Buying regular tickets to a show but taking pictures infront of the VIP signpost

41. Buying Best of ......... Or compilation CDs because you can't afford the individual album.

42. Using beats by ore instead of beats by dre